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I heard Harry Reid is actually a woman.

Why do these people keep electing me?

It’s sooooo easy.

I heard Harry Reid is a pedophile.  How do I know?  Someone close to the Senator told me.  My source? Well, I’m not going to give you my source.  All Harry needs to do is release the name of that boy he spent time with last year.  Why won’t he release the name?  What’s he hiding?  If he weren’t hiding anything, he’d release the name.

You think the foregoing is absurd?  Well good.  It is absurd.  Why, then, are Reid’s accusations of Mitt Romney not having paid his taxes any less absurd?  Reid claims to have a source.  He won’t name the source.  All Romney has to do to disprove the allegations is release as many of his tax returns as the Dems want.  The last time I looked, if someone makes an allegation, they need to submit evidence to prove the allegation.  It’s not the other guy’s job to find evidence to disprove the allegation.

The left apparently thinks they have something here.  My gut tells me they don’t.  My gut tells me the Americans out there who still haven’t decided who they’re going to vote for care more about 8.3% unemployment than how much money Mitt gave to the Mormon church.  Maybe I’m wrong; but I don’t think so.

And let’s not forget…if Mitt hasn’t been paying his taxes as required by law, you know the IRS would be all over it.  Its boss is, after all, the president.  The left doesn’t actually care about Mittens paying his taxes.  They want to paint Mitt as the rich guy we already know he is.  That’s what this is all about.  Well that, and distracting us from how incompetent our current Commander in Chief is.

But what if I’m wrong?  What if I’m giving too much credit to undecided Americans, and they’re actually giving some credence to Harry Reid’s nonsensical ramblings?  Well, here’s what I’d do.  I’d tell the American people that I’ll give them more tax returns as soon as Barack Obama gives us the Fast and Furious documents that he’s used the executive privilege to protect from disclosure.  Obviously, the president is protecting the documents because he knew all about the botched operation.  He just wanted to use the death of a border patrol agent to enact stronger gun laws.  If I’m wrong, why won’t he just release the records?

Or I’d say I’ll release as many years of tax returns as Harry Reid does.  Reid hasn’t released any.  Don’t the American people deserve to know how a public servant, making around $200,000.00/year, ends up a millionaire?  Or what about the details of his shady land deals?  While he’s at it, he should demand the same from Nancy Pelosi.  The fact that neither have disclosed any tax returns confirms our suspicions that they’re both crooks who use their influence to fatten their wallets.  If we’re wrong, then why won’t they release their returns?

Unless I change my mind, I will continue to believe Reid’s efforts to be fruitless.  I just don’t think most people care about Romney’s tax returns.  Most people won’t tell you how much they earn because it’s none of your business.  The same thing applies here.

  1. Mary
    August 7, 2012 at 3:30 PM

    Keep in mind, Harry is making the charges from the floor of the Senate — from whence he and the rest of our rulers are protected from all laws against libel and slander. I don’t know from whom he got his millions (but clearly, it wasn’t the taxpayers to whom he shows no loyalty and since, he lives at the Ritz Carlton in DC, he isn’t the best saver, ever ), but he isn’t going to risk losing any of it by getting sued.

  1. August 6, 2012 at 3:43 PM

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