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Time to burn more carbon!

All I have to say is this:

I was greeted this morning with the following headline:

Earth may be headed into a mini Ice Age within a decade

That’s right…screw you global warming!  The New Kid On The Block is global cooling.  Oh yeah…screw you too Algore!  Good thing you never got those solar cells on the roof of your L.A. mansion.

Feel free to read the whole article.  I’m not going to recite it here because it’s probably all completely wrong anyway (just like the global warming nonsense).  Howevah…if it is true, you know what we can do to slow the cooling down?  That’s right: burn some fossil fuels!  Hey, does this also mean we’re going to go back to the regular light bulbs?  Because I just took out a second mortgage on my house to buy thousands of the pear-shaped illuminators…since I was planning on selling them on the black market.  Oh well.  You take the good with the bad, right?

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