And the Best Pot Award Goes To…
GreanBicycles (Vortex – a.k.a. God’s Pussy). Yes, you read that correctly. The Bay Area, in an effort to fill the “awards we don’t have but apparently need” void, hosted a contest for the best medicinal marijuana.
The expo brought together medical marijuana experts, growers, advocates and patients who featured seminars for cultivation and activism hosted by the big names in the medi-pot scene.
I’m relieved to see that medical marijuana “experts” were in attendance. For a minute I thought it was just a collection of pot-heads showing up to get high. Rumor has it, though, that the “experts” were passing out Abba-Zabbas. Just sayin’.
The question I have is, what were the standards for determining the best pot? It’s a “medicinal pot” competition, so I would have to assume the top prize would go to the grower that aided a sick person the most. So, who were the judges? People with cancer? The article doesn’t say, but I’m confident everything was on the up and up.