USA! USA! USA! O.k., not really.
In what is quickly becoming the “nobody is a loser…here’s your participation medal” event of the last four years, the U.S. exhibited its excellence again by not losing. This time, in a 2-2 tie to Slovenia. Wait, Slovenia? How do we not beat a country whose most popular sports include handball and Alpine skiing? More importantly, what happens if the U.S. continues to simply tie everybody? Do they move on? Are they awarded a casserole? Does anyone know?