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His genitals will never be the same

Dad Accused of Using Stun Gun on Daughter’s Friend Over Naked Photo

Well, I never thought this day would come, but it has: I get to use the word ‘genitals’ in a post.  William Atwood.  Remember that name, because he is, without question, the greatest father in the world.  Apparently some 23 year old ass-hat decided to send Mr. Atwood’s precious 17 year old daughter a picture of his family jewels.  So Mr. Atwood did what any good father would do: he invited the Spawn of Satan to his home, kindly advised him take off his clothes, bound his wrists and ankles for safety, and tasered the crap out of him.  I have been assured by several unnamed sources, that the following is a video of the event:

And to prove just how truly awesome he was, Mr. Atwood concluded the tazing by asking the soul-less young man if he enjoyed the experience.

Oh yeah, apparently before the shock treatment, Mr. Atwood advised the lad that he had connections with the Pechanga tribe and was going to have him buried on the reservation.

Deputies found Moore at Atwood’s home naked, tied up and extremely frightened.

You can file that away in the “goes without saying” drawer.

  1. Mary
    June 7, 2010 at 10:29 PM

    I’m just bummed the father got arrested. He should have been high-fived by the cops who showed up and the jerk should have had to walk home, being cattle-prodded anytime his pace slowed a bit.

  2. June 7, 2010 at 11:22 PM

    You should see someone for all that anger.

  3. lesly
    June 9, 2010 at 5:13 PM

    I’m so impressed that i’m actually speachless

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