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11:00 p.m. post: man is apparently whale aphrodesiac; studies show bacon unhealthy

Two bits of (not so) surprising news to ponder this evening.

Tilikum Gets 2 SeaWorld Killer Whales Pregnant

Well, for anyone who has seen the cult classic “Orca,” this may not come as much of a shcck, but apparently all it takes to get killer whales to mate is to let one of them go all Darwin on a trainer.  Sweet, lovable Tilikum, who only a few months ago fatally attacked a trainer at Sea World Orlando, has conceived two baby whales.  Congratulations orca.

Study: Hot Dogs, Bacon Pose Big Health Risk

Apparently, hot dogs and bacon are bad for your health.  I, for one, am shocked.  Good thing someone spent money on this study.  I’m thinking class action lawsuit.  Any takers?

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