11:00 p.m. post: man is apparently whale aphrodesiac; studies show bacon unhealthy
Two bits of (not so) surprising news to ponder this evening.
Well, for anyone who has seen the cult classic “Orca,” this may not come as much of a shcck, but apparently all it takes to get killer whales to mate is to let one of them go all Darwin on a trainer. Sweet, lovable Tilikum, who only a few months ago fatally attacked a trainer at Sea World Orlando, has conceived two baby whales. Congratulations orca.
Apparently, hot dogs and bacon are bad for your health. I, for one, am shocked. Good thing someone spent money on this study. I’m thinking class action lawsuit. Any takers?