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I hereby declare myself an artist

May 17, 2010

Nancy Pelosi, I have nothing to say about your recent speech.  In fact, it defies explanation.

However, when in Rome, right? I previously thought it was just a hobby, but now I’m going full time. My project: create an exact replica of my ass in my couch cushion. It’s a relatively new couch, so it may take some time. I appreciate the health care Nancy, because I will likely develop bedsores from all the time I will be working on my project and they may get infected.

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